Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Life in the fast lane

The highways here in OK actually have signs posted along them that say "Slower traffic please keep right."

HOWEVER

Mr. Idiot driver in the White Kia,

If I am in the fast lane and the speed limit is 65 and I'm doing 70, then I am actually breaking the traffic laws. Therefore, if I'm not going fast enough for you, wait until you can pass or I can get over for you, and then go on your merry way.


DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT ME AND EXPECT ME TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.

My stubborn self will stay in the fast lane if you are going to be rude! MORON!

For the rest of cyberland that actually drives nicely, good morning!

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