Well, I've had my share of Murphy lately.
- You will get a huge pimple anytime you have an important meeting or event.
- Drivers will come to a complete stop on the "on ramp" instead of accelerating to merge with traffic.
- Your child will pick the time that it is pouring rain to dwaddle getting out of the car and going into an establishment. If Murphy feels like being really funny, the child will just have to get his or her favorite toy out of the car too to take with him or her.
- The one morning you are having a very good hair day, you will step outside and it will get frizzy and go flat due to humidity or rain.
- Any shortcut ephiphany that you have that is work-related will not work.
- Your child will proceed to empty every toy out of his or her toybox as soon as you get the room entirely clean again.
Anyone else had a visit from Murphy lately?
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